If You Really Want to have Fun Get a Remote Controlled Fart Machine

What we loved about this was that armed with a remote Controlled Fart Machine, you are guaranteed to embarrass your victims (not too badly that they won’t see the joke though!) and delight all your onlookers with a great belly laugh whenever the mood strikes. You can use it just about anywhere. It is a toy for all ages, an obvious way to get everyone relaxed and talking at parties, but you might also be tempted to play a prank on a teacher, or embarrass your boss or co-worker in the office, and that's just for starters!

We were particularly impressed by the second generation of remote controlled Fart Machine which is the successor to the original, highly-successful and popular fart machine. This replacement has 15 louder sounds and now works up to 100 feet away from the remote controller!

This is soooooo funny. Everyone laughs, even the victim! We rate the remote controlled Fart Machine at 10 out of 10 stars! It has been said that the sounds are so realistic that even dogs look and sniff around, sometimes we think they want decide whether they were the one who did it... it really is so funny!

We all had a huge laugh at our boss when he was stocktaking the other day. We let him almost finish counting the stock and before he could write down the figure, we set off a new fart sound and he forgot the numbers he had just counted, each and every time.

By the way; did you know that the fart is officially classified (by the UK Government) as a 'Botty Burp' when it has a loud and of short duration. What bliss to be able to set off a “Botty Burp” whenever the whim takes you, and do it so far away from the sound using a remote controlled Fart Machine, that nobody suspects it is you that is controlling the sound.

It's been said that this is the natural successor to the whoopee cushion. Who are we to argue? We're too busy laughing at this great gadget!

It has been claimed that one brand of Remote Controlled Fart Machine can work up to 100ft away from the controller, and even works through walls so you can remain completely anonymous while embarrassing Uncle Bill at your cousins wedding.

We found that the best trick is to conceal it behind a sofa and wait for your unwitting victim to sit down.

We spent some time wondering why we find the Remote Controlled Fart Machine so funny. We think it most likely that although nobody wants to admit it, everybody farts occasionally, but we normally have to pretend otherwise. So, whenever there is an audible rip or silent but deadly pong, we normally have to resist the urge to speak about it. The Remote Controlled Fart Machine lets us all relax and admit that everyone has to pass gas sometime, and maybe it could have been us and not the machine making the noise. We all love to share our deep amusement at this human trait.

That is why everybody loves them, and wants their own Remote Controlled Fart Machine.

We would go so far as to say that it is the funniest gag gift ever made! You can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Just hide the tiny battery-powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button (it is small enough to keep in your pocket), and watch the embarrassment begin!

Take it to a movie house and put under someone's seat. Use it at work or school and hide this under a chair or behind a desk and take the remote control with you. The possibilities are endless!

Now, you can buy it from your trusted secure Amazon Store. See below:

The Original Fart Machine #2 - Remote Control Fart Machine