Text on shirt is "Official Old Fart = Leave Me Alone." Perfect for Dad or Grandpa that just needs a bit of alone time. Keep the kids away with these great gifts and other items. Great for retired folks and veterans too
The web has produced quite a few wacky but enjoyable things which simply never existed before, nor could have been conceived before the web. One of the funniest things created by the advent of the internet, are the fart soundboard web sites!
Fart Soundboard Fun!
These are produced by what can only be described as fart loving geeks and generally comprise a graphic image containing lots of links to individual sound files. Click on a sound effect from the sound board and listen to a range of funny fart sounds all available at the click of your mouse! Here is an example fart SoundBoard site.
Fart sounds and fart noises galore!
If you wanted real farting noises and real big farting sounds... well you got 'em!
Enjoy playing with the following which is described as the Ultimate Fart Soundboard. Just click on the image and it will open a new window where you can click to hear all your favorite flatulences on this hilarious sound board.
Duke Nukem Soundboard 1.0 is a beneficial and easy to use application which is recommended for Duke Nukem fans, soundboard lovers, and the lovers of good times. The Duke Nukem Soundboard is clear and sharp Duke will do when you are looking to get some laughs, remember some great Duke moments or just want to hear the man himself. There are 35 of Duke's greatest quotes, in this soundboard they give you the ability to organize them in your order for ease of use, and separate volume control that works on top of the iPhone's volume control.
Then there is Fart for Free which is a fantastic game which can help you fill all of that spare time on your hands! Fart For Free is the one and only fart soundboard you need. It's got a ton of beautiful, lovely farts and it is absolutely free. With high quality, beautiful fart sounds, you can do many things.
Farts and poop are always funny. Disturbing bathroom stories I've heard elicit a ridiculous amount of laughter. Some of us never grow up and if you're among the many this should be a fun place for you.
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The next is an "okay" fart soundboard which looks like a keyboard and each letter is set to a specific fart. I think the Ultimate Fart Soundboard is way better, but this will work if you're sick of that one and want some fresh farts.
Featuring a button that can be pushed to make a realistic farting sound, this board-book adaptation of this funny story features comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text which relate how Fartey and his family learnt that:
"It's better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!"
