Text on shirt is "Official Old Fart = Leave Me Alone." Perfect for Dad or Grandpa that just needs a bit of alone time. Keep the kids away with these great gifts and other items. Great for retired folks and veterans too
The Original and Greatest You Tube Fart Video of All Time! (Above)
The You Tube video of the orginal farting scene around the camp fire, in the Classic Comedy, "Blazing Saddles", directed by Mel Brooks.
Captain Kirk Farts (Below)
Yes! Its Star Trek - William Shatner lets it all go!
We think it is from: STAR TREK: LETHAL ATMOSPHERE II" (Return to Flatulon III)
Fart in Public (Farting in Library) by Nalts
Fart! What happens when Nalts sends a teenager into a public library with a fart machine? Before we sent Spencer into the library we had him walk around outside. The best stuff is when he's inside....
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Now. Be serious... The Fart explained! We all do it!
Fart is a British language vulgarity most ordinarily used in connection with wind. The word "fart" is usually considered barely suitable in a formal environment by modern English speakers, and it could be considered coarse or offensive in some cases. Fart may be employed as a noun or a verb. The roots of the word lie in the Middle English words ferten, feortan or farten ; which is similar to the Old High German word ferzan.
Cognates are found in old Norse, Slavic and also Greek and Sanskrit. The word "fart" has been combined into the colloquial and technical speech of a bunch of occupations, including computing.
Wind - shall we call it - is the expulsion thru the anus of a mix of gases that are derivatives of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The mix of gases is often known as flatus, ( informally ) fart, or gas, and is expelled from the colon in a method colloquially called "passing gas" or "farting". Flatus is brought to the colon by the same peristaltic process which causes feces to descend from the enormous intestine. The noises typically linked with wind are a result of the vibration of the anal sphincter, and sometimes by the closed bum.
Nitrogen, the primary constituent of air, is the first gas released during wind, with CO2, which is present in higher quantities in those that drink carbonated drinks frequently. The smaller element gases methane and hydrogen are inflammable, and so flatus containing acceptable amounts of these can be ignited. not all humans produce flatus that contains methane. For instance, in one study of the feces of 9 adults, only 5 of the examples contained archaea able of making methane.
Similar results are found in examples of gas acquired from in the anus.
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Scientists and farmers around the globe are discussing a significant subject at the instant.
Cow farts. Yes, actually, they are talking about farting cows. They are talking about cow belches too and sheep belches, and even sheep farts. The rationale is they say global temperature rises from the methane in each fart!
